December 2011
49 posts
Word of the day:
Insignificant
Sometimes
I just wanna start shit.
Get things heated and tense. :3
So
Wtf is up with these people getting eye tattoos on their back.
That’s just cliche and creepy.
Don't worry
You’re coming home, I’m coming home.
The holidays will be wonderful.
:)
My friends
Keith: Immaaa die booo.
Me: Woah what? Why?!
Keith: I dropped bacccon
Me: Lmao!
Keith: Immma hug you forever
Me: Haha awh
Keith: yes and never letting go!
Me: What if I have to poop? :|
me: hey mom i got an A in this exam
mom: ok i don't care
me: i got a C but so did everyone else beca-
mom: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE GOT YOU DON'T STUDY OR PUT ANY EFFORT IN YOU ARE STUPID AND I'M SICK OF TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU AWFUL DEMON CHILD
Hopefully
I’ll have enough saved up to move out in a few months.
Suh yo nara bitches.
I know you can. I just wish you didn’t.
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Last person to stay in love loses.
Best awkward feeling ever.
Today, my sister and I got a full body massage.
It was the best awkward feeling ever.
First they tell you to shower and take a 15 minute steam bath, which is basically a sauna session. Then you go into these little cubicles where you change into a robe.
And then a massage therapist pours body oil all over you and starts massaging.
They massaged every inch of your body without touching your...
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Today
I locked myself in a room.
And blasted the crap outta my brain with a math book and a pencil.
After realizing it was already 11pm, I fixed up my first meal of the day.
It was so beautiful.
If we had our own soap opera.
You: Oh hello. How you been? This is my wife.
Wife: Nice to meet you.
Me: The devil. (shakes hand)
Me: But you can call me Carla.
Back dimples
Gay Housemate: Let's jog!
Me: It's 12 in the morning.
Gay Housemate: My back is sore from yesterday's work out, so we have to jog it out for these sexy dimples!
Gay Housemate: (after 1 lap) Let's call it a night.
18 years.
Hi Carla,
Im very happy knowing you already a grown up young lady who set a good plan for yourselp and for your future, the sucess of this plan is all depend on you we re just here to guide and support but plans is not always perfect something always come unexpectedly and you have to prepare yourselp for these changes, test and trials are all around you now and you have to deal with it...
I should've lived with my dad.
He’s super chill.
My father.
Me: Dad do I come off too strong like mom?
Dad: What do you mean?
Me: I drive all the good guys away because I want to be strong.
Dad: Well. Your mom was always strong. Strong women were never my type but you're mom though...she was fun lol. So I said hell yeah. (insert awkward freaky story about my parents) But we fought everyday so it didn't work out.
Me: That's gross dad. I just wanted a yes or no.
Dad: Lmao. Don't get pregnant.
Speak through your actions.
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