February 2011
67 posts
January 2011
79 posts
Co-workers
HER: Omfg I just want to go home.
ME: Aw you look so tired. Did you do anything last night.
HER: Yeah. Went to Sadies. And had sex.....a lot.
ME: lmfao (awkwardly)
Oh my God.
I just hate everything you do now.
Going Black
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is going black. Now I’ll never go back.
[Female, 18]
ILYKETURTLES: Types of poo. →
ilyketurtles:
Ghost poo You know you’ve pooed. There’s poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it?
Teflon poo So slick and easy you don’t even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo poo This has the consistency of hot tar….
Marco: I don't get you anymore →
thedopestdopeverhad:
only way to talk is via facebook chats and awkward phone calls. When i needed u most u tell me to go get it somewhere else. You are like my mom, leaving me to deal with my depression for your own pleasure. Its sad that the only source of comfort and sense of security that i have is 35 fucking…
People change, you know.
actioncalvin said: What about a casual perspective...
Hey man, whatever works. :]
Thank you for liking my posts by the way. Do you still paint?
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song
twistedlittlegirl:
and the singer gets the words wrong.