December 2009
99 posts
Cross off the things you've done in your life.
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Been dumped. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level course....
About to go to an adventure..
With Lauraaaaaa. God knows where were going.
Lovey dovey
Me: Tita Babes you're lucky to have a husband like Tito Ed.
Tita Babes: O yeah very lucky. Only he doesn't make lovey dovey with me any more.
Me: Hahah gross.
Truth about girls.
leslayee:
leirahmonei:
-Midol is like crack. end of story. -We love Ben & Jerry’s more than you. -We’re always right even when we’re wrong. -It takes at least an hour to look this good. -We’ll never be too old for sleepovers. -We must go to the bathroom in groups. -We should never be used as objects. -Sometimes is just quite never enough. -“fine” never means anything good. -We are not...
Merry Christmas morning
Ate Monica grabbing a chunk of Charmay's arm: Good morning Charmay!
Charmay snuggled under a blanket on the floor getting licked by the dog: AHHHHHHHGHHHH!!!!!! That really hurts! Omg I swear I'll freakin punch you in the face!
All: ...
Florian just waking up: You talking to the dog?
Ate Monica: LMFAO Look at Lily (the dog), she's walking away. She was like, "Jeez all I wanted to do was spread the holiday cheer. I'm done with this,"
Lily: (plays dead)
Ate Monica: Ahhahahahh! "..figured if I played dead she wouldn't have to hit me anymore."
Merry Christmas Eve!!!@@#@!#!@!!
WAAAAHAHAHHJAGKHA<FHXDKAYCAVXAJDXA!!#@@#@!!#@!@
Goodnight tumblr!
So earlier i was walking around Dillard's.
And practically doused myself in a bottle Agua Di Gio. I love how it smells. And I don’t smell it often anymore.
Why yes,
I do have a crazy lesbian crush on these women.
I got my phone back!
Yea yea yea bitcheeeeees.
But first, I must find a charger.
I didn't get my cocoa butter. :[
I'm about to make a pretty decent meal for myself.
It’s called a boo boo platter.
Tiger Woods is a bitch.
And I’m marching back to Walmart to get that cocoa butter.
Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass.
– Gin from Bad Santa
I don't like endings.
Well, I’m guessing nobody does.
But I’m not just talking about happy or bad times that happened good or bad. I’m talking about the end in general. For example, Once upon a time two people fall in love, they lived happily ever after…THE END. But the truth is they didn’t. Its so vague. The fact that the writers call the last page the end is just a way of summarizing...
Christmas is a fucker.
So yesterday I meant to blog about my adventures, but my sister closed my tumblr before i posted it.
Well anyway, I left around 10 am yesterday to go to Walmart. It was about 44F and windy as fuck. I only walked for about a mile, but it was freezing and i got there after 20 minutes at 3 miles per hour of walking in the cold. So Finally I went inside and looked through the store, I got me some...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(985): And next time, don’t pick a fight with me when you’re naked. That’s just not fair
dear exacto knife,
fixthesky:
its honestly NOT the time for you to stab through my finger when i have a final project submission in 12 hours.
no love,
maryam.